A Late Entrant to the Race

I save money from not having to endure a grueling primary.


I fully intended to choose Nipsey Russel as my running mate, until it was brought to my attention that he died several years ago. Other than that, we'd be unbeatable.


As such, I want the guy who works at Costington's in the Simpsons, who always says "Yeeesssssss!" (his name is Franko Nelson, I understand...). I'm figuring that way, he'll agree with all of my policy directives.






Somebody pranked me with this today. Whoever it was, "You won this round!"


Actually pretty slick, I must say.